Highlights from the 2008 Home Run Derby Drinking Game
This years’s MLB All Star Game is tomorrow night at Yankee Stadium, which means tonight is the Home Run Derby.
- Drink for every home run.
- Drink twice if a home run lands in the second deck. Drink three times if it lands in the third deck.
- Drink if Alyssa Milano is shown. Drink twice if she’s drooling over Chase Utley.
- Drink when Chris Berman says “He hit that to Brooklyn-Shea Stadium-The Polo Grounds-Laguardia” or some other NY landmark.
- Finish your drink and go get another one and finish that if CHRIS BERMAN SAYS NOTHING during a Home Run. It happened once in 2006.
- Drink every time they mention Josh Hamilton’s recovery from addiction.
- Drink when someone mentions that Ryan Braun is Jewish.
- Drink when someone mentions that Justin Morneau is Canadian.
- Drink if someone spells out Dan Uggla’s last name.
- Drink if they put up a picture of Evan Longoria next to a picture of Eva Longoria.
- Drink and giggle like a drunken horny Alyssa Milano if Chase Utley wins the Derby.
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