April 2009
12 posts
Justin Townes Earle - Can’t Hardly Wait
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song i'm workin' on
with every day that’s over and every second slip those things i should have told her are tightening their grip
they keep holding on i keep holding on but you’re still gone my allison
“My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks.”
– Inside Obama’s bank CEOs meeting via
engagement
clubROB: congratulations
clubROB: do you both wear engagement rings?
GirlWoodie: just one giant ring...around our waists
clubROB: like a chastity ring?
GirlWoodie: opposite
clubROB: SexEmUp ring
clubROB: so when's the date?
GirlWoodie: 4 tuesdays from now
clubROB: like jenny from forest gump... except married instead of died.
GirlWoodie: exactly!
clubROB: i figured that's what you were going for.
clubROB: well best wishes.
GirlWoodie: ttthhaannkkss
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